Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
The Honeymoon’s Over!
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.When they got back, the...
A human’s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does...
Good morning ladies…
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...
An elderly couple in a senior home…
An elderly couple in a senior’s home used to visit the recreation room everyday....