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Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
MICHAEL KENNEDY
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Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
A man went to the doctor for a check up…
A man went to the doctor for a check up. “How do you feel?”...
Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...
Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch:
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Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...