A toad with a machine gun!
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The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of “yes/no” type questions.She...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
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One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-pound…
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a...
Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
My feminine side
Bob, who’s gay, decides to go out for a good timeand ends up at...
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip…
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They hadgone...
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
Welcome to Hell…
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing...