Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
Office Inspirational Posters
Top 20 Sayings We’d Like To See On Those Office Inspirational Posters:1. Rome did...
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
Stupid sports quotes
|These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!