Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
Collymore change a lightbulb
|Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air,...
A young couple were married and celebrated their first night…
A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do,...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street…
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees abuilding...
Female hormones in beer
|Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female...
you can blow up the tyres
|A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a...
tough mosquito
|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...