100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
Insurance Form Statements
Insurance Form Statements…Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a...
What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man…
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car...
I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...