What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill…
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain...
A new Priest.
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Did You Hear?
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Smokey and the Bandit
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The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...