When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Gay Jewish Person
What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing…
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing. His friend, the...
My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...
Testing a new recruit
|Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would...