Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
Strange people are here
|There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in...
The newly divorced woman…
The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...