Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side…
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers...
The Numbers of the Beast
The Numbers of the Beast OK, we all know that 666 is the Number...
Sore Throat
A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells...
Baseball in Heaven?
|Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.Their...
Sandals
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...