14 Lawyer Quickies.
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
New Rules!
Dear Employee:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...