Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day…
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day. He told...
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies...
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...
A love story
John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the...
What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
Question: What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Answer:...
I’m Cured!
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer,...
Clinton Strikes again
The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a...
Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...