Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
Be Patient
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
Doctor Sex
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take...
Lesbian Love
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung.
The Great Invasion
A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and fell in love with a Yank...
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when…
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them,...
Knock Knock Jokes 3
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alvin!...
Keeping a high profile in an office
|Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone...