Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
Cool Bumper Stickers!
Cool Bumper Stickers-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. -Horn broken,...
A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...
A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...
Signs that you may be a drunk!
*** Signs that you “just might” have a drinking problem. ***You lose arguments with...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
Lesbians can also take Viagra
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don’t have to swalow it, they just let...