A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
Space shuttle mission to the Moon
There’s a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III Good: Your husband understands fashion Bad: He’s...
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
The stranded lawyers!
Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.The only other...
Who Is God?
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is...