Keep fit… die healthy.
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have...
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
Criminal steals lumber
|A man with a nagging secret couldn’t keep it any longer. In the confessional...
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...
Why was the female blonde confused…
Q. Why was the female blonde confused whilst going to the ladies toilet??A. She...
Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...