Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
A Microsoft Tale
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
Lesbian Love
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung.
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through one of the manycanyons when suddenly...
Better Than Pork
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
Pathetic lawsuits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...
How Cold Is Cold?
60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one) 50 Miami residents turn...
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...