Saved Your Privates
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from...
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
Golf “is” a Drag!
Bob and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just starting on...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...
Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!