Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
Free haircuts
|A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Bank customer service
|”I’m not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when...
Hilarious Sports Quotes!
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: “I want...
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker…
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is...
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern…
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.To Mike Callahan, the...