Bouncing Baby
A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse...
What a bonehead!
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both...
Really, really rude!
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Three envelopes
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high...
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop…
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to...
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED…
THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED. ALL THREE GUYS...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....