Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Housewife
One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
Another ethnic joke
A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a...
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
Osama Cave Memo
Osama Cave Memo===============Hi guys. We’ve all been putting in long hours, but we’ve really...