The Russian who made a wish.
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist…
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and...
Blondes & OJ
Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for20...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
Everything we need
A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!