Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
Simple Curiosity
My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the...
A Blonde Got Robbed
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
Women’s instructions
|WOMEN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a...
Iraq’s Navy
Q: Do you know why Iraq’s navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the...
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
The Trade
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under hisarm....