Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Guy’s – Don’t Do This On A Date
There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things...
Short Lawyer Jokes IV
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands...
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
Top 10 rejection lines
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1 wish ?
Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle...