Eating the piece of fruit
|Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train....
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
A loving couple
Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife’s beside. It was...
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
Buckwheat ‘n Darla
Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asked Darla, ‘How do you...
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!
One day in class the teacher…
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa...