Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
The kind lawyer!
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when...
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip…
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They hadgone...
The wrong definition
Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the ‘Bible Belt,’there...
On their honeymoon night…
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his...
A big accident
On a busy day, on a busy corner, there is a big accident in...