Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
2 Docs on a Date.
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...
The Priest and the Rabbi.
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street...