Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Camping Trip
Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Buy machine factory
|An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania....
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Some explaining…
The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton...
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...