Free Bread
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
The bachelor’s diet
|Bachelor’s DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST – Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
The 3 little pigs.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
A perfect choice
A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her...
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...