Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
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Father O’Mally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for solong, that he...
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Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population...
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Why Lesbians?
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blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
Eternal Marriage
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII Good: The postman’s early Bad: He’s wearing...