The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
A convincing lesson
Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...