How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Why Are Some Hairs White?
Why Are Some Hairs White?One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her...
What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...
Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
Top ten reasosn why it’s great to be American
You can have a woman president without electing her You can spell colour wrong...