How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
Advice From Mom
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed...
Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...
Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
The Kowalski
The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish that would offer...
A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition…
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition, andby accident one was...