Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...
Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
Genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle,...
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south…
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted...
Weathermen Are Nuts
Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10. Every night, his forecast is:...
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!