Heaven playing sports
|St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
Death of an Eel
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious....
Assassin Interview
fter all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three...
10 things men know
10 things men know about women:——————————-1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: They have tits
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
A man was walking down the street when he noticed…
A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on...