Little Johnny’s Lessson
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
1970 and year 2000.
Isn’t this the truth!…1970: Long Hair2000: Longing for hair1970: The perfect high.2000: The perfect...
Alaska Crazy Law
In Fairbanks it is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose....
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
New Drug
Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered...
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!