Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
Blonde Miracle Diet
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.The doctor advised that she run 10...
Liam had left Dublin
|Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving,...
Corporate lingo list
|Here’s a little clarification of corporate lingo. COMPETITIVE SALARY:We remain competitive by paying less...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
6 inches
What is 6 inches long…..Has a big head….Woman love it????? A $100 dollar bill!
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...