God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
Divorce Can Wait
A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to...
Computers are female
|The top six reasons computers must be female: 6. As soon as you have...
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw...
An old retired man goes to his wife one day…
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her,...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
The nsync joke
God made oceans, God made lakes, God made NSYNC but hey, we all makemistakes!!!!
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
Polak In the Desert
A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...