How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Daylight savings time
Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick...
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and...
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake…
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that...
Iraq’s Navy
Q: Do you know why Iraq’s navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the...
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...
Signs and notices 21
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At my University’s...
Dead lawyer’s grave
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...