The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...
Tied in an election
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Communication problem
There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu....
Looking to buy a frog?
|A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you...
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...