Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
Her Operation!
“A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her...
Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
Post Election Toast
The Election Is Over, The Results Are Known.The Will Of The People Has Been...
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
Is it worth it?
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow....
The price is right
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
Tax On Sale
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can...