Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
Dating Young Women
A single man in his 40′s often has a problem finding women at his...
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?3 dollars a...
Blondes and pregnancy
Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are...
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000And the Lord spoke to Noah and said “In...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
Disneyland Survey
A recent survey carried out by a leading soft drink manufacturer inDisneyland produced some...
Redneck Driver’s License Application
Redneck Driver’s License Application…Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: ...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...