Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.