One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
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womens monthly pain
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What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Two men and one woman
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of...
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When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “Today I...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...