Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
Crime=Idiots=Don’t Pay!
Investigating a purse snatching, Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the...
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises…
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a...
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
Did you pay taxes?
|A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...