How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
Kid Sayings!
A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was...
Children’s worst book titles!
Children’s worst book titles!You Were an Accident Strangers Have the Best Candy The Little...
A cattleman from West Texas died…
A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As...
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
Just doing his job!
A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at...
Thinnest Books
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