The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
What did God say after creating man?
What did God say after creating man? “I can do better”
Play Pens
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best...
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then…
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around and...
Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can...
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!