Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Do You Know what Im doing?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...
Little Johnny Crack-up.
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It...
Signs and notices 02
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will...
Jokes for the Ladies!
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see...
Blonde Car Accident
|One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a...