Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...
The Hunt
A guy tells his wife that she has three choices. She can either go...
You really do stink
|It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home...
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
A pregnant Irish women
What do you call a pregnant Black woman? A dope carrier!
Room Service
This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in...
Phrases Useful in the Workplace
1. Thank you – we’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...