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My love for you… it came and went. So your feet are now in...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher…
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher by the vice-principal was...
Years of Bad Sex
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and...
No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
The Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
The first pitch!
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game....
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...